Kissing is the essential first step towards a healthy, long-lasting relationship. And a good kisser is right at the top of the list when you're contemplating taking things to the second or the third base. Don't believe us? Think of that guy who sucked your lips so hard that you were left with a swollen lip for a day. Haven't had such an experience? Consider yourself lucky. Believe us, you'd never want to date a bad kisser. They are the top of the list of worst dates out there. And you couldn't possibly want to date a guy who thinks of your lips as his personal version of chew-on-for-adults. We decode the types of kissers for you. Make sure you choose the right one!
1. The sans-tongue kisser
Yes, we understand that a lot of tongue while kissing is not a great thing to do, but you might not possibly want to look like first timers who are still struggling their way to the mouth. A peck on the lips - or an extended peck on the lips - doesn't come anywhere even remotely close to kissing in the real sense of the term.
2. The biter
The most impotant part of his kissing apparatus is - no, not his lips, or even his tongue - it is his teeth. He takes no time at all to jump into your mouth and start biting his way to Paradise. There have actually been women who have had to stop the guy in the midst of the kissing (read: biting) act and ask them to back off.
3. The face-licker
This kind doesn't like to waste any time kissing their women's lips. They pounce on the girl's face. A face-licker - as is evident from the title - licks your entire face like it's their favourite flavour of ice-cream. There usually comes a time when you either feel like asking him to take a bit of interest in what lies on the other side of the lips, too.
4. The tongue-thruster
For this kind of a kisser, the tongue is the only part of the body that exists. No, there is no slow kissing, and there is no other part of his internal mouth that he would want you to learn about. It's the tongue being thrust right into your mouth, and he makes the most of it. While tongue-thrusters are still tolerable when it's their tongue doing the work, what is absolutely disgusting is when they insert their tongue into your mouth and expect you to do all the work while the tongue rests inside like a clam. Yeah, makes me want to throw up even while I'm writing this.
5. The lazy kisser
This kind would bore you to death in the middle of kissing him. It's almost like he began kissing you and then fell asleep in the middle of the job. Or even worse, forgot about it altogether. No, maybe you should steer clear of this kind too.
6. The slow, tender, amazing kisser
He likes to take his time in moving from your lower lip to your tongue. There's no hurry, and you don't feel the urgency to finish the kiss, either. As he works his way tenderly towards your tongue, you might just want to rip the clothes off his body right there and jump into bed with him. Imagine if his tongue can treat your mouth to this slow foreplay, what potential he could have down there!
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